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Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
ALL WOMEN WANT... NOT MUCH
That's all Women want.....
... Plain look husband
... normal simple ring
... small wedding party
... honeymoon at any place
... small house for the kids to run around
... lovely children
... husband is a family man
... but work hard
... small car for shopping
... another car for kids
... some collections
... shoes for each occasion
... some nice outfits
... a bit of cosmetics
... a bit of makeup
... overseas trip once a year
... more often on domestic trips
... dinners
... Presents occasionally
... finally, some securities.
... Plain look husband
... normal simple ring
... small wedding party
... honeymoon at any place
... small house for the kids to run around
... lovely children
... husband is a family man
... but work hard
... small car for shopping
... another car for kids
... some collections
... shoes for each occasion
... some nice outfits
... a bit of cosmetics
... a bit of makeup
... overseas trip once a year
... more often on domestic trips
... dinners
... Presents occasionally
... finally, some securities.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN AND WOMEN
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
THE END.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
THE END.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
USEFUL HOME TRICKS
Three cool useful home tricks - VERY USEFUL INDEED. Must Watch.
1....seal a bag
2...peel an egg
3...cork in bottle out
1....seal a bag
2...peel an egg
3...cork in bottle out
Friday, June 18, 2010
Saturday, June 5, 2010
BATMAN
AIRPORT SECURITY:
Airport Security : What's your Name?
Passenger : Batman
Airport Security : Your real name please?
Passenger : My name is Bat-Man!
Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny ?
What is your family name?
Passenger : Superman!
Airport Security handcuff him & lead him into a locked security room.
Then they checked his Passport.....
Airport Security : What's your Name?
Passenger : Batman
Airport Security : Your real name please?
Passenger : My name is Bat-Man!
Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny ?
What is your family name?
Passenger : Superman!
Airport Security handcuff him & lead him into a locked security room.
Then they checked his Passport.....
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
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Friday, January 29, 2010
GAN BEI... CHEERS
A Chinese man and an English man were dining in a restaurant.
The Chinese man lifted his glass up and made a toast to the English man, “GanBei” (Cheers). The English man was confused but he continued eating.
This happened a fewtimes and whenever the Chinese man wanted to drink he would always say “Gan Bei”. The English man only nodded and silently continued to drink and eat.
Not long after, the Chinese man once again said, “Gan Bei” whilst lifting up his glass.
This time, the English man put down his cutlery and angrily said to the Chinese man, "It’s all right if you CAN’T PAY!” I'll pay! So just shut up”...
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
RESERVATION 'TISSUE' INCIDENT
For 2010, we should take the step to spread the idea that tissues used to reserve are not acceptable. Only personal items such as umbrella / cardigan / newspaper etc are ok.
Reservation 'Tissue' Incident - Today, 04:23 AM
I was at Century Square FoodCourt and as usual there is a lunch time crowd. Many tables were reserved with packets of tissue or umbrellas. I witnessed an incident which i can't help but applaud the students who came up with the ultimate revenge on those selfish tissue reserve tactics. The 2 boys, with their food trays, removed the tissues from the empty table seats and sat next to the table to mine and when on with their meals. After a while, a group of ladies came back to the table where the boys are eating their meals and demand that they vacate the seats from the table because the table is already reserved. One of the boys, held up a packet of tissue and very politely told one of the more aggressive ladies that if any one of them in the group is named Ms NTUC, then he will vacate the table. He stood his ground and i can't help but laughed. The boys stood their ground and gamely when on with their meals while giving no two hoots to the ladies.BRAVO to the two students and i have since adopt the tactics once and may i add that i have been successful too.
Reservation 'Tissue' Incident - Today, 04:23 AM
I was at Century Square FoodCourt and as usual there is a lunch time crowd. Many tables were reserved with packets of tissue or umbrellas. I witnessed an incident which i can't help but applaud the students who came up with the ultimate revenge on those selfish tissue reserve tactics. The 2 boys, with their food trays, removed the tissues from the empty table seats and sat next to the table to mine and when on with their meals. After a while, a group of ladies came back to the table where the boys are eating their meals and demand that they vacate the seats from the table because the table is already reserved. One of the boys, held up a packet of tissue and very politely told one of the more aggressive ladies that if any one of them in the group is named Ms NTUC, then he will vacate the table. He stood his ground and i can't help but laughed. The boys stood their ground and gamely when on with their meals while giving no two hoots to the ladies.BRAVO to the two students and i have since adopt the tactics once and may i add that i have been successful too.
Friday, January 8, 2010
A JOKE TO CHEER YOU UP ON FRIDAY
How to know the gender of A Fly (Encore)
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
' What are you doing? ' She asked.
' Hunting Flies ' He responded.!
' Oh. ! Killing any? ' She asked.
' Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, ' he replied. 
Intrigued, she asked.
' How can you tell them apart? '
He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone
Have A Wonderful Day !!!
Sunday, November 1, 2009
A PUZZLE FOR SMART PEOPLE
A PUZZLE FOR SMART PEOPLE....
See if you can figure out what these words have in common.
See if you can figure out what these words have in common.
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Assess
Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try. Look at each word carefully.
This Is Cool. No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters.
Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
Did you figure it out?
Saturday, October 31, 2009
CLEVER WIFE
Lovely husband and wife conversation.
Husband say "HD TV very good lah"
Wife say "if you want to buy I lend you money hor"
The husband puzzled and scratch his head... "We both watching TV... wow I have to borrow money from her to buy mah?" haha... haha...
Husband say "HD TV very good lah"
Wife say "if you want to buy I lend you money hor"
The husband puzzled and scratch his head... "We both watching TV... wow I have to borrow money from her to buy mah?" haha... haha...
要教中國人學馬來語,其實不難!
要教中國人學馬來語,其實不難. 請看 :
1叫 : 殺兔
2叫 : 乳鵝
3叫 : 地瓜
4叫 : 安排
5叫 : 你媽
6叫 : 安南
7叫 : 毒酒
8叫 : 拉板
9叫 : 森美蘭
10叫 : 石埔路
還有
大叫 : 不殺
小叫 : 割雞
死叫 : 抹地
吃叫 : 馬肝
洗叫 : 豬雞
要叫 : 貓
不要叫 : 打貓
謝謝叫 : 帶你媽看戯
傳給好朋友吧......讓他們笑一笑這個冷笑話......我想我覺得應該可以減輕壓力吧！
1叫 : 殺兔
2叫 : 乳鵝
3叫 : 地瓜
4叫 : 安排
5叫 : 你媽
6叫 : 安南
7叫 : 毒酒
8叫 : 拉板
9叫 : 森美蘭
10叫 : 石埔路
還有
大叫 : 不殺
小叫 : 割雞
死叫 : 抹地
吃叫 : 馬肝
洗叫 : 豬雞
要叫 : 貓
不要叫 : 打貓
謝謝叫 : 帶你媽看戯
傳給好朋友吧......讓他們笑一笑這個冷笑話......我想我覺得應該可以減輕壓力吧！
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
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