TOPIARY GARDENS - CHINESE PLANT SCULPTURE

Relax and admire this beautiful garden. All plants and flowering plants skillfully sculptured by experienced sculpture gardeners ! Do we call them Topiarist ? It takes months and years to create such artistic works.

FIGURE THIS OUT

Interesting to figure this out! Must try!
I don't know how this works but it does.
This will drive you nuts... if you let it.........

CLICK ON THE HOUSE

WHERE IS MY CHIPS?

Maybe you have encountered this before.

HOLLAND TULIP FIELDS

So colorful that words fail me!!!!

Their dazzling colors are thanks to the years in the 17th century when Tulip mania swept the globe and the most eye-catching specimens changed hands for a small fortune. But like a rainbow, this colorful landscape is a short-lived phenomenon. When the flowers are gone, the land will be cultivated for a rather more mundane crop of vegetables. The Netherlands produce more than nine million bulbs a year.

JUST TO GET BY TODAY

Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress.

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?

Without Information Fighting Everytime.

Wife replies,"No, it means, with Idiot For Ever!!!"

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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A women asks man who is traveling with six children,

"Are all these kids yours??"

The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints."

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!"

I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!

I'll lose my licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,

"Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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A Priest dies & amp; is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, jacket & jeans. God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Paandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & amp; enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years. God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven....

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & amp; a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & amp; goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; while he drove, people PRAYED'.

NO EVIL THOUGHTS

What does see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil mean?

Don't look for it or you will imagine that you found it.

Don't judge what is happening or you will think that you are hearing it, and if you are confused enough to think that you see it shut up and don't pass the confusion on to others.

I found these from a forumn and I totally agree with the above if I don't go looking for evil, I won't find them that for confirming my thoughts. Hope this clear your mind too! Good weekend!

NEVER ABBREVIATE YOUR NAME

Take a break... relax your mind... have a good laugh...

STAY ABOVE OFFICE POLITICS TO KEEP AHEAD

Stay above office politics to keep ahead by By Joy Fang. I read this articles from asiaone and think is good to share with you since office politics is all around us. Take it as a guide... perhaps you already know. Stay happy and wish you all the best in your career!

COUNT yourself lucky if you've never had a brush with office politics.

Company politics are almost inescapable and can be potential landmines. Still, careful handling can allow you to escape unscathed. my paper asks experts how to deal with common scenarios.

1. You've learnt that a colleague has backstabbed you, and has spoken negatively about you to your boss. What should you do?

You should immediately seek clarity with the colleague in question. Be careful not to be confrontational and avoid taking an accusatory tone, said Mr Sebastian Anthony, a senior manager in leadership development at human-capital consultancy firm Training Vision.

You should always try to remain objective and stay above your emotions, as this will demonstrate your maturity, he added.

2. You've found out that a colleague took credit for a project you were in charge of. Your boss even praised him or her for work that you did. What should you do?

Your course of action depends on how long your colleague has been in the company and the importance of the project, said Mr Anthony.

'If the colleague has been in the company longer than you or the project does not have much impact, I would probably not force a confrontation,' he said.

The No. 1 rule is to not overreact, added Mr Hermann Ditzig, managing director of leadership-development firm Lead Consulting Group.

People have a natural tendency to see their contributions as being more critical than they actually are, and your colleague might have thought his contributions were more important to the outcome than they actually were, said Mr Ditzig, who has 35 years of experience in human-resource consulting and leadership development.

Having your boss praise them for their good work does not mean that he or she doesn't know that you led the effort, he said.

3. Your boss has risen to his level by playing office politics. How do you interact with such a boss and ensure that you thrive?

It is best to move on and work under someone you respect, because you can never be truly happy and work is always going to be stressful, said Mr Anthony.

But Mr Ditzig cautioned against making a rash move, adding that it's best not to assume that your boss played politics all the way to the top.

Find out what contributions the boss is making, and what you can learn from working with him or her, he said.

4. You've made a big error at work. How do you bounce back?

Own up. You may be scolded but you will always be respected, said Mr Anthony. Talk to your bosses about your mistake and what you have learnt from the lesson. This will let them see that you can rise above your mistakes, he said.

Mr Ditzig said that high achievers in business do make mistakes, but avoid repeating them because they learn from each one.

5. How do you ensure that you're making a good impression so as to avoid playing politics as far as possible?

Surprisingly, dressing can play a big part, said Ms Pang Li Kin, founding director of image consultancy firm Potenxia.

If you need to show authority at work, dress authoritatively. Wear structured suits with jackets in dark colours.

But don't be a bore - adhere to your company's 'casual Friday' policies to show that you are flexible too.

If you are in a creative industry you can add statement pieces to your look, such as accessories, funky bags or shoes.

But always ensure that you're on top of your game while at work, and dress the part.

THE WAVE SONG

Have a good laugh...

SAFETY MOMENT

SEAT BELT SAFETY

MICHAEL JACKSON'S GHOST AS SEEN BY MILLIONS ON LARRY KING LIVE

MUST WATCH! VERY INTERESTING...

DADDY LONGLEGS

This one really brought a tear to my eye..... very moving.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs'.

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stamped them flat...

'Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden' she said.

HOLD A TRUE FRIEND AND DON'T LET GO

Friends..... ...
They love you,
but they are not your lover
They care for you,
but they are not from your family
They are ready to share your pain,
but they are not in your blood relation.
They are........FRIENDS! !!!!
True friend........
Scolds like a DAD...
Cares like a MOM...
Teases like a SISTER...
Irritates like a BROTHER... Send 2 all ur good friends.

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

ALL WOMEN WANT... NOT MUCH

That's all Women want.....

... Plain look husband



... normal simple ring



... small wedding party



... honeymoon at any place



... small house for the kids to run around



... lovely children



... husband is a family man



... but work hard



... small car for shopping



... another car for kids



... some collections



... shoes for each occasion



... some nice outfits



... a bit of cosmetics



... a bit of makeup



... overseas trip once a year



... more often on domestic trips



... dinners



... Presents occasionally



... finally, some securities.