DADDY LONGLEGS

This one really brought a tear to my eye..... very moving.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs'.

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stamped them flat...

'Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden' she said.