MY BOSS AND ME

When I take a long time... I am slow.

When my boss takes long time... He is thorough.

When I don't do it... I am lazy.

When my boss doesn't do it... He is too busy.

When I do something without being told... I am trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same... That is initiative.

When I please my boss... I am apple - polishing.

When my boss please his boss... He's co-operating.

When I do well, my boss never remembers.

When I do wrong, he never forgets!

Don't you ever cry... All the best


------------ Or are we expecting this???? ------------

Hi Boss,

People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes

People who do less work... make less mistakes

People who do no work... make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes... gets promoted

That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work... I need a promotion.

The end of the story is ... ... ... GO BACK TO WORK!